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Michael G. Haran, Proprietor

WILL ROGERS on AGING

Posted by on Oct 31, 2024

WILL ROGERS:

Good judgment comes from experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

The older we get the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Some people try and turn back their odometer – not me, I want people to know why I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the road weren’t paved.

When you are dissatisfied and want to go back to youth – think of Algebra.

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

I don’t know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it’s such a nice change from being young.

One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.

Being young is beautiful but being old is comfortable.

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks it was called witchcraft – today it’s called golf.

If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh at when you’re old.

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